Check out what arrived at work last night

If you dont get it, it’s Domo-Kun, from the Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten picture

Then a few days later at work I was caught wearing another tshirt that arrived that night

And finally, apparently this is a real warning sign on Japanese trains. It (apparently) says “Beware of Perverts” but who knows with these asian character things. Maybe it’s some cruel japanese joke that really says “The wearer of this shirt will not get laid for 7 years!”

Yes, I am trying desperately to emulate Paris Hilton’s ‘look’ which the world has entitled “le’ vapide”